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Friday, 25 November 2011

lawak yang laku ayat yg power

meh lhaa bce jap !!

Mak: Lesen! tolong beli santan!
Lesen: Lesen tgh main PSP la mak!
Mak: Otak! tolong mak beli santan!
Otak: Otak tgh berak la, mak!
Mak: Kad pengenalan, tolong beli santan!
Kad pengenalan: Kad pengenalan tgh main facebook la mak!
Mak: Gila, tolong beli santan!
Gila: Ok, mak!

Dalam perjalanan, Gila ditahan polis kerana memandu melebihi had laju.

Gila: Ada apa, encik?
Polis: Mana lesen?
Gila: Lesen tak ada dgn saya, dia tgh main PSP.
Polis:Kad pengenalan kamu mana?
Gila: Kad pengenalan tgh main facebook.
Polis: Kamu tak ada otak ke?
Gila: Otak tgh berak. Polis kenal keluarga saya ke? Semua nama adik beradik sya encik tahu.
Polis: Awak ni gila, ya?
Gila: Nama saya memang Gila

Thursday, 24 November 2011

jom bergelak cuti ni ...~


Jom 기타 주요 1 permainan bergelak 아워 또는 senyum sejenak.
Tulis 카스 코멘트 yg manakah 안다 지금....

Tention 출시 ~

... 나) 선택 bulan kelahiran 안다:

1 월-난 배틀
2 월-난 gigit
맥-난 belasah
4 월-난 peluk
메이-난 terhantuk
6 월-난 terkentut depan
Julai-Aku menari와
Ogos-난 pergi와 데이트
9 월-난 lambai dekat
10 월-난 muntah depan
11 월-난 jerit dekat
Disember-난 terlanggar

ii) 선택 nombor 하 리 그래서 안다:

1-Mak aku
2-Komputer aku
3-리버풀
4-Babi hutan
5-Musuh 그리고 selimut 난
6-갱스 터
7-Handphone aku
8-제라드
9-드라이버 Bas
10-Semut
11-Kawan baik aku
12-폴리스
13-택 kucing
14-Patung 바비
15-리 종 웨이
16-Mak Mertua aku
17-Mak 페리가 aku
18-여자 친구 aku / 남자 친구 aku
19-Makcik kantin
20-Sharifah Amani
21-Awek cun / Jejaka tampan
22-Siti Nurhaliza
23-스폰지밥
24-크리스티 아 누 호나우두
25-Bapuk/Maknyah
26-Kawan aku
27-라자 Lawak/Akademi 환 타지 아
28-Jiran aku
29-오랑우탄 gila
30-테일러 스위프트
31-Bapa aku

iii) 선택 warna baju 양 안다 십니까 skrg:
Putih-Sebab aku perasan cantik/hensem
Hitam-Sebab aku 탁 perasan
핑크-Sebab aku suka 단일
메 라-Sebab mak aku suruh
Biru-Sebab aku baik hati
Hijau-Sebab aku 탁 그
Ungu-Sebab aku cemburu
Kelabu-Sebab bomoh suruh
Kuning-Sebab suka hati aku 라
오 렌-Sebab aku baru putus 배틀
Coklat-Sebab aku 탁 tentu arah

Monday, 21 November 2011

i like a day

I like day because that day very pengting and there is test there is day that is sad there is day that happy even somehow I still like day.

Saturday, 19 November 2011

~~~hurm~~~ pape jerw la

slm.... bosan la cuti sekolah bile cuti sebok nk sekolah bile sekolah sebok nk cuti mcm mne nk buat cuti sekolah ni chat mcm ape jerw baek x yh ade blogger tulis je klo tiap2 hari tulis naik muak orang hrmm klo korang nk call aku bleh umh 0351662583 hey aku x nk gne phone nnt kedit abis...

the last weeks before school holiday!!!!

             the last weeks before school holiday!!!!!!!!
all sorts of happened school final week do not know want wat what so pretend to be stupid, haish especially the loqman like her comedy king make dandut la la ish ish ish monitor do not know lah next year die so to not monitor, bored time final week din arr do not know how to make what~~~ hurm~~~